About Us
Welcome to Distancer.me, where dreams meet digital reality — and where your wildest business ideas get a turbocharged launchpad without the usual tech headaches.
We’re not just another online platform — we’re the clever sidekick for entrepreneurs, powered by our ingenious Distancer AI, that turns your skills, passions, or midnight epiphanies into fully functional online empires.
Whether you’re slinging artisanal widgets, hosting virtual yoga sessions that bend minds (and bodies), or selling tickets to your backyard concert series, we’ve got the tools to make it happen. But let’s pull back the curtain: who exactly is behind this magic?
Digitsy Inc.
Distancer.me is proudly brought to you by Digitsy Inc., the tech wizards who’ve been conjuring up innovative solutions since before smartphones were smart. Founded in 2004 as a California corporation, Digitsy Inc. has built a thriving arsenal of services tailored for hyper-scale corporate systems. Think of us as the architects of the digital cosmos — designing cloud-based applications that thrive in the wild world of complex distributed systems. We embrace loosely coupled services and data sources like old friends at a reunion, ensuring everything runs smoothly even when the internet throws a curveball. It’s like herding cats, but with code: elegant, efficient, and infinitely adaptable.
Support from Microsoft and Stripe
Of course, no great adventure happens in isolation. We’re thrilled to have the powerhouse support of Microsoft Corporation, whose vast cloud infrastructure keeps our computing engines humming at infinite scale. Picture this: as your business booms from a solo side hustle to a global sensation, Microsoft’s cloud expands like a well-fed balloon, effortlessly handling the surge without breaking a sweat (or your budget). And when it comes to the nitty-gritty of money matters? We team up with Stripe Inc., the maestros of economic infrastructure. Stripe makes sure payments flow like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee — smooth, secure, and satisfying for businesses of every stripe (pun absolutely intended). Whether you’re charging for a one-on-one plumbing consultation or licensing your groundbreaking app, Stripe’s got the backend magic to keep the cash registers (virtual or otherwise) ringing.
Our Team
At our core, we’re a band of technology-driven professionals obsessed with crafting beautiful, modern architecture and user interfaces that make business systems feel less like a chore and more like a joyride. We’re passionate about turning the chaotic symphony of tech into something sleek and user-friendly, so you can focus on what you do best: innovating, creating, and growing. Distancer.me is the latest jewel in Digitsy’s crown, blending our decades of expertise with AI smarts to empower you — from sandbox tinkering to full-throttle launch.
Contact Us
Curious about how this all ties into your next big idea? We’d love to hear your thoughts — drop us a line for feedback or refinements.